Plans a'brewin

I need to learn HTML. I can't tell you why, yet. But I promise it will be huge, epic even. Maybe even Fucking Awesome! So what is the best way to learn without taking advantage of a sexy geek? (*side note: Yes, there can be sexy geeks. So let's just move on without you snickering, okay?) Seriously people. This will be AMAZING! So it might behoove you to hop on the Plonk gravy train now. Before you look like a sad sheep following the herd, trying to catch a ride on my coat-tails.