Signs?

I wonder if she noticed that not only did we spot the same things at the same time, but we finished each others' sentences. I did.

To the greatest woman who ever lived.

I think about you every day. Perhaps someone will mention their mother, and your face pops into my mind. Maybe someone will mention home-made food and I'll remember watching you in the kitchen. Reading your own mother's spiral notebook full of handwritten recipes with measurements like 'dash' and 'pinch'. Or I'll smell Chanel No5 and breathe deep. When something amazing happens to me or my son, I still want to pick up the phone and call you. I want to send you pictures of him so you can see how big he is getting, and tell you about how good he does in school. When life is closing in on me, I want to sit with you and play Yahtzee. I want to roll away my cares as we sit in silence. I never had to tell you about my problems in order to feel better. Sitting in your presence was enough. I know it's silly to think that you would be around until I got old. But my heart doesn't care. I miss you. Can you hear me, Nan? I love you.

My brain is overloaded with awesomeness

I'd like to welcome you to the kingdom of Ronk. Here in Ronk, everyone is fabulous. Here in Ronk, you are free to be whoever you are without fear of riducule or judgment. Here in Ronk, we love each other freely, and live by the rules of a true community. So romp as you wish, and smile til it hurts. Just remember to not stare directly at your Queen and Queen for their awesomeness will surely melt your eyeballs back into the depths of your brain.* Have a fucktastic day. *Your Queen and Queen do not intend harm upon it's subjects. Their awesomeness is a curse that they are more than happy to burden themselves with in order to make their kingdom fantastically, unbafuckinglievable. *UPDATE*: The former Queen has decided that being a King would much more fun. So with a wave of the Royal Magic Wand *poof*, it is so. *UPDATE #2*: For those of you who have questioned what defines the kingdom of Ronk I leave you with this fact Ronk: Another term for masturbation. Comes from Norway. It can also be used as a term for vandalism. 1. I need to go home and have a good ronk. 2. I caught that mofo ronking in my soup! 3. On Friday, we're going to get drunk and ronk on the library! (Hey, I found it on the internet so it MUST be true!)

Truth hurts

I'm the most famous person I know.

Me

I am not skinny. I don't have clear skin. I don't have smooth legs. I don't have super white teeth. I don't have designer clothes. I don't have a boyfriend. I don't own a home. I don't have perfect eyesight. I don't have nice breath in the morning. I don't have the same sized breasts. I don't always have manners. I don't always wear a smile. I don't play emotional games. I don't always know what I want. I don't get manicures. I don't get pedicures. I don't always use a tissue. I don't care. I am beautiful.